Why I love Ontario
It's Winter in Ontario
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles an hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Ontario,
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Ontario
Cause I'm frozen to the ground.